i feel like maybe i should post some pictures of my van. between the 6 weeks of bushmud, the smashed windshield, the barbed wire scratches, and the mini-spare, it basically looks like it came out of “deathproof” or something.
everybody stares at me driving by. When i got out on the ferry, all covered in dog hair and dust, I’m pretty sure the dude in the jaguar in front of me thought i was a serial killer.
the guys at costa verde already called that van “the viper”. now they are gonna have to come up with a newer even more predatory name for it.